Some chick asked which one epsilon mu delta was. I told her its the gay frat. (Taken with instagram)
Our very own, C-Peso. Nice.
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Vegan Dicks - Three Little Dicks
yowaffle
Dick In The Butt, that’s what they call me
You see my ass hole and I want you to pee
You think that shit’s gay? I don’t give a fuck
Nigga I see you, you tryin’ to buck?
I’ll buck you in the butt, buck you in the butt
Tight asshole? Just my luck
Uhhhhhhhhh yeah
Uhhhhhhhhh yeah
I came in a minute all over my floor
Shit, I made a mess. Damn more chores
What did I do? I got on all fours.
I lick that shit up, I want some more.
gabeezy
Fish out of water, mothafuckas can’t breathe
All I wanna do is suck that D
Put it in my mouth, I’ma do it for free
Grab all your homies, let’s bukkake
People say my dick is small
I don’t give a fuck at all
It might be 2 inches tall
I’ma still waterfall… cum
All over your face
Eat that shit up, like it was good taste.
Give me that dick, I like that shit hairy
Veins poppin’ out the tip, ooh that’s scary
Send me them dick pics to my Blackberry
Make me sour cream my pants, dairy.
If you want a baby, that ain’t me
I like putting dick in between my butt cheeks
Push it in me hard, until it leaks
Ooh baby, that makes me week
L O Dick
Dicks in my hand, what you gonna say?
Call me Elton John cause you know I’m kinda gay
Don’t need time, I cum fast
Cum on my face, scream mask
Cumin’ everywhere like it’s hot rain
That’s not toothpaste, it’s cumstains
Narnia is where my gay midgets come from
Comin’ out the closet cause you know it’s more fun
So many blow jobs, fuck a recession
So many circle jerks, this my confession
Ain’t goin north, I go south
Holdin’ my dick when I’m cummin in your mouth
We lick asses clean I’m so anal
Dick like joysticks, let’s play halo
Ass fucking till we both bleeding
Cucumbers in my butt, call me vegan
Yo, we been lovin’ your products, Mr. Jobs! Thanks for everything, boss! Bathroom musicians.
(Recording The Disclaimer, 11/2009)
To Mr. Steve Jobs:
Thank you for your innovations. Without your work as a stepping stone, EMD would be nothing. Garage Band is legit forever…hahaha. Rest in Peace, my nigga!
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A.M. (@alvinmaraya), Deja Vu (@cr703lp), & Prime (@bmakkanic) ft. Pittsburgh Princess - Mr. Meat Ooh
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Genius. Hahaha…I’m Zawmbeez - EMD
Coming back with a vengeance hahahaha
Dammit, why do I like this?
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“It Hurts To Peeya” by Black Vader, AM, C-Peso & Prime
Black Vader (@alxtheoreo)
Bitch, I’m a monster, No good blood sucker
Fat motherfucker, now look who’s in trouble
As I run in the jungle, all you’ll hear is rumble
EMD sample, here’s one for example:
AM (@alvinmaraya)
I got gonorrhea, and it hurts to pee-a
White bumps on my black dick thas why they call it zebra
But my pockets green pets, they growin hair, chia
Why the getting mad at me like i was north korean (anh yung)
Call me butter cuz i’m not cannot believe it
With a name like AM had to keep that shit abbrieviated
Good morning to you have ya bread and eggs plated
Cant get me off ya mind like if ya mom and dad mated
Fuck ctrozado, thas my daily motto
fuck eg triple o, whatever the hell you call him
They was supposed to rap w/ us but they didnt show up
Fuck it im on my old man gino flow, captain awesome
So here i go bro, comfy like a speedo
But i keep it like leo patino in a tuxedo
White shirt, skinny tie, and a vest mayne
catch me in eli porters wedding cuz im the best mayne
C-Peso (@charisse)
All these bitches is my sons
I put em up for adoption
Three new pairs of heels in my color so I copped em
Hungry niggas swarmin like bugs so I squash em
Shoo fly, don’t bother me
Matter of fact, take off your shoes fly, honor me
Paparazzi and the news crews follow me
Cuz my shades, bag and belt match properly
Lookin back on 2010, we the best of
Drummin on the competition, call me Questlove
My roots showin so it’s time for me to bleach em
Niggas tryna tell me what to do, I impeach em
Cruisin down the parkway burnin on that Wacky Wednesday
Niggas rollin with me makin out, all my friends gay
Suckin all them dicks, takin off each others pants
They used to be straight, now they aint. Lance.
Prime (@macan / ilikeeggs.com)
I got a confession, I have an erection
Facial cumplexion: a cum fiesta
Long hair tied up, I’m a samurai
Find me a bed, I really wanna slam a guy
DuPont Circle, I want the meat fest
Gimme that Nintendo, I just want my DS’d
D I to the C K S
I like ‘em real hard: Calculus test
W-A…to the N-G
Like Chinese, but this can go in me
In me; anus thermometer
Hot like the dickens, keep it in longer -“UH”
The noise I make when it goes DEEPAH!
Butthole friction; you my heat seeker
Big C to the O-C-K
Gay all day and that’s okay -hey!
